WHORE! WHORE! I bet that elitist east-coast commie canickistan frog liberal would have the masculane he-male gaul to claim that non-consentual sex was rape! WHORE OF BABYLON!
i just wish I was around when the 1st metroid game came out. I would have loved to see the look on everyone’s face when they realize that Samus was a girl.
I remember the dumbasses here calling her
“Metroid”. Puertoricans have that thing of not reading and just going for the first name, such as calling Link Zelda until they HEARD it.
@Dreth
LOL Yeah. I like it when a hot woman completely pwns me in the bedroom… ROFL
@The Matrix: Rebooted
LOL I pity that dood. He should have held on to her. She lost her suit in Super Smash Bros. Brawl… The lucky bastige that’s with her now probably gets the full monty…
Oh My kingdom! My kingdom for a bedroom battle royale under the sheets with Samus sans suit…
Yes, it’s Samus Aran, and yes, she’s a girl in the game.
FYI: She is half Japanese and half Swedish.
the best of both
Good lord that is a unique and beautiful combination of bloodlines…
WHORE! WHORE! I bet that elitist east-coast commie canickistan frog liberal would have the masculane he-male gaul to claim that non-consentual sex was rape! WHORE OF BABYLON!
camal toe, great game… i mean metroid… ah crap..
i just wish I was around when the 1st metroid game came out. I would have loved to see the look on everyone’s face when they realize that Samus was a girl.
I remember the dumbasses here calling her
“Metroid”. Puertoricans have that thing of not reading and just going for the first name, such as calling Link Zelda until they HEARD it.
Yessssssss.
Oh Samus, you can always purge the metroid out of me…
Id’ volunteer to help her clean her armor but she probably beat the living daylights outta me…
Doesn’t the suit give he special abilities?
I mean, she’s just a girl underneath.
Girls who kick ass are good fucks
Actually, I’d be scared to let a girl like that kick my heine. I might actually enjoy it…
BDSMblade
That suit? It never comes off.
@Dreth
LOL Yeah. I like it when a hot woman completely pwns me in the bedroom… ROFL
@The Matrix: Rebooted
LOL I pity that dood. He should have held on to her. She lost her suit in Super Smash Bros. Brawl… The lucky bastige that’s with her now probably gets the full monty…
Oh My kingdom! My kingdom for a bedroom battle royale under the sheets with Samus sans suit…
Wow, we should start a website called “If You a Hot Girl Kick Our Asses in a Fight”. Then we could take pictures. And panties.
I’d pay for that… ROFL
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*drools*
Soooooo…
Some half-Swede half-Japanese girl dresses up as Samus for a photo shoot? Sorry atheists, you just lost.
Thank you. I have been trying to explain this to people all along. They keep telling me I’m crazy… 😛