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I should be calling that number daily. In fact I sense a toll free phone call coming on.
The things I saw gave me a raging clue….
Yes. There’s nothing more unnatural or perverse than a teen boy being fascinated by naked women.
Uh, wait … he wasn’t reading Animal Husbandry Quarterly, was he?
By Christian standards I need to be exorcised.
In all fairness, though… that was a hell of a lot more sane than most of the comic book Christian message things.
You know, the advice to go see a pastor is good advice. From what I’ve seen in the news lately, they know where to find the grade-A premo porn that I just can’t get on the internet.
I just put the number on speed dial…
The kid is going to be conditioned to go into fits of self-abuse whenever he sees boobies.
Bonus points for failed manga knockoff style.
LOL
TV glare from a bible…
Phail.
-50 Internets…
No no, that’s the Holy Light of God.
Or an Itty-Bitty Bible Lite.
Or something.
Yeah… “tried not to look”… he’s just feeling guilty cuz they whacked each other off and he liked it a little too much.
I find it kinda weird that this is saved as “Jesus_Porn”.
@warren
I done my fair share ‘o bible readin’, and I ain’t never seen no light come out o’ it while I was a readin’…
Am I doin’ it wrong?!?
This is rubbish. I fapped to every type of porn known to man, and I’m still a norman person. The prison psychologist said so.
@Hepathos
Norman? Yes. Yes you are. Normal? No. Absolutely not. I hate to tell you this, but prison psychologists lie. I know.
The bible is radioactive!
Oh poop, my funky hungarian typo made my joke less funy again. Curse you Kazinczy Ferenc! Curse youuuu!
Wow look at the time. It’s rape o’clock!