This movie sucked harder than the epic space balls vacuum of doom. That move doesn’t even deserve to suck my balls or lick my taint. Yes, it was just THAT bad.
This movie was about a bunch of weaboo faggots playing with various movie cliches in attempt to generate epic profit, but ended up generating epic fail.
This movie makes me hate white people.
This movie is a frame of reference for “exactly how bad a movie can be.”
To give credit where it is due, however:
both of these movies are spectacular when compared to anything touched by Uwe Boll or Bug.
If you want to see the absolute Pinnacle of Craptitude – watch Bug.
I cannot find the words to describe how badly this move sucked.
I watched it with 2 friends. When the movie was done there was an argument to decide who’s fault it was that we watched it. Then we all went our separate ways and refused to talk about the experience.
Perhaps that was the point of the movie… to make you feel that you were just the victim of some multiple anal rape.
@Hep
“The Core” wasn’t that bad. I’ve seen, much, much worse. I’ll grant you the scientific substance was lacking, but much like “Ultraviolet”, I wasn’t watching the movie for the science…
Milla Jovovich’s body is epic win.
Milla Jovovich’s acting is epic fail.
Rly? Srsly? I think her body is kinda… Meh.
Don’t get me wrong, she’s cute. But she’s kinda little too far over into the skinny side of the slider… Rail thin doesn’t really do it for me…
I kinda prefer more curvature…
Careful where you step…
tiki just lost his cred.
Dude…. No.
Just No.
This movie sucked harder than the epic space balls vacuum of doom. That move doesn’t even deserve to suck my balls or lick my taint. Yes, it was just THAT bad.
But she’s still fucking hot.
When more than one serious is used, it means that the user is not fucking serious.
stfu.
Hi, I’m not retarded. Hows your brain dysfunction today?
This movie was about a bunch of weaboo faggots playing with various movie cliches in attempt to generate epic profit, but ended up generating epic fail.
This movie makes me hate white people.
This movie is a frame of reference for “exactly how bad a movie can be.”
This movie is AWWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT!
… whats it got to do with white people?
Crappy movie. Go watch ‘Sunshine’.
flat chest is flat but still, she is fukken hot, the movie sucked harder than your mom!.
That comment sucked more than the movie Ultraviolet.
burn?
… not much can suck harder.
At least they could color her hair violet.
Actually, in the movies it was violet…
At least in the beginning. Then the whole movie became Ultrabrunette…
ur mom can suck harder.
lol i dragged my friends(made up) to that movie(sunshine).
It’s another one of our references on ‘how bad a movie can be.
That and ‘Across the Universe’ long story how i got my frenz to go see that one.
Flight of the living dead was better.
Oh and ‘The Core’.
Aye. ‘The Core’ Ruled!
The Core? The worst “scientific” movie of the world?
The Core and Ultraviolet were pathetic.
To give credit where it is due, however:
both of these movies are spectacular when compared to anything touched by Uwe Boll or Bug.
If you want to see the absolute Pinnacle of Craptitude – watch Bug.
I cannot find the words to describe how badly this move sucked.
I watched it with 2 friends. When the movie was done there was an argument to decide who’s fault it was that we watched it. Then we all went our separate ways and refused to talk about the experience.
Perhaps that was the point of the movie… to make you feel that you were just the victim of some multiple anal rape.
@Hep
“The Core” wasn’t that bad. I’ve seen, much, much worse. I’ll grant you the scientific substance was lacking, but much like “Ultraviolet”, I wasn’t watching the movie for the science…