Conan cares not if you wenches find him attractive. Your beloved geeks would die like dogs when the broadswords sing! Their bewitched thinking machines would smashed to pieces. Hail Conan, king of Aquilonia!
Have you actually seen this movie??! Holy Crap! Its Awesome and the Govenator is a BAMF in it, i wouldnt f*ck with him at all in it, oh and James Earl Jones has a pretty good performance also.
That’s disgusting. He’s all muscley. I’d take a chubby, geeky guy over that ANY day. Yuck.
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women.
ummmmm……Tiki?
First you call Kevin Rowe an “American God” and now Conan all sweaty and buff?
Are you having homoerotic urges?
😛
Ewww. Muscles are shit. I love skinny geeks.
I think I saw one of his old movies where he had herpes all over his mouth and had to kiss this chick to rescue her…
Conan cares not if you wenches find him attractive. Your beloved geeks would die like dogs when the broadswords sing! Their bewitched thinking machines would smashed to pieces. Hail Conan, king of Aquilonia!
He looks like an over-sized man-child in that picture. Not very attractive, OR intimidating.
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women…
Yep, I think he’s got all the major bases covered…
“I’d take a chubby, geeky guy over that ANY day. Yuck.”
ladyoftheorb how you doing?
I would hit that ANY DAY, I would wreck that man.
Have you actually seen this movie??! Holy Crap! Its Awesome and the Govenator is a BAMF in it, i wouldnt f*ck with him at all in it, oh and James Earl Jones has a pretty good performance also.
Conan was the greatest Fantasy movie made. EVER. Less dialogue, sweet speial effects (ok, the cartoon ghost were a bit lame), KICKASS music.