This is the first time I’ve seen someone say “Put down the controller and do it for REAL” for anything other than Guitar Hero. And with Guitar Hero, it’s insecure guitarists doing the whining.

When the Y shows me how I can take an actual sword and carve up actual goblins, I might consider it. Ditto for Death Star runs, time reversal, and rolling up the Eiffel Tower with my big ball of junk I previously rolled.

For the record, there is no video game where the only point is to swim laps. There is a reason for this: it’s a crappy concept for a video game.