One time I was about to masturbate when Bible Man flew through my window and explained to me why what I was doing was wrong. Ever since then I have lived a pure life knowing that God loves every part of me except my weenie.
Sublyme (#242)
17 years ago
@deleted_user: Nihilist, nielism seems like some religion about someone named Niel.
Wow. About 5 years ago one of my friends bought a Bibleman DVD. It provided endless hours of hilarity.
Who are his enemies?
Arnold the athiest and paula the pegan
Oh and bob the blasphemist
Captain Quran and Walter the Wiccan Warrior.
Yeah, I’m done.
Can’t forget jamal jihad and niel the nielist
LOLs the comments made this post worth it.
“Totally Authorized!”
One time I was about to masturbate when Bible Man flew through my window and explained to me why what I was doing was wrong. Ever since then I have lived a pure life knowing that God loves every part of me except my weenie.
@deleted_user: Nihilist, nielism seems like some religion about someone named Niel.
I remember when i thought religion was cool…. then i opened my eyes