I actually ran into a cougar when I was in high school. I turned a corner on a path through a canyon and surprised a cougar that was dozing on a rock. I was wearing a flannel shirt tied around my waist at the time (hey, the grunge look was “in” then). Grabbed the bottom corners of it, flipped it up across my shoulders kinda like a cobra hood and tried to make myself look as big as I could, and backed away real slowly. Miss Cougar jumped to her feet, growled and hissed at me once, then took off the other direction. Scared the crap outta me!
I actually ran into a cougar when I was in high school. I turned a corner on a path through a canyon and surprised a cougar that was dozing on a rock. I was wearing a flannel shirt tied around my waist at the time (hey, the grunge look was “in” then). Grabbed the bottom corners of it, flipped it up across my shoulders kinda like a cobra hood and tried to make myself look as big as I could, and backed away real slowly. Miss Cougar jumped to her feet, growled and hissed at me once, then took off the other direction. Scared the crap outta me!
I ran into a cougar a year or so ago, too.
She was in her late 30’s and was a doctor. We met at a bar. I ended up back at her place.
Good times, good times.
I once kicked a wild goose in the head.
Swanky Brian, ah, you crazy cougar hunter!
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