Uncle Pete…

WTF?!!?

My Uncle Pete comes over sometimes.

He lives with us every now and then. he is really kind to me – holding me, listening to me, and making me feel loved.

One night when he was holding me, he started touching my private parts. Over time, he taught me to touch and play with his. It felt very strange, scary and a little good too. He told me it was OK, that this means he really loves me. This went on for several months. He told me, “This is our special secret.”



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    AppleSauce

    Does someone have the link to the rest of this book?

    Hepathos

    Apple, trust me, you don’t want to see the rest.

    Anonymous

    dormitem.com/blog/193

    It’s right-wing Christian propaganda. “You got teh gay because of Uncle Pete! Let God into your heart and you’ll be saved!”

    EvilDon

    It sounds like natakamus is remembering some things from his childhood…or maybe his adulthood…

    Anonymous

    That’s right EvilDon… NOBODY is going to tell me why I like the cock, or what God is going to provide that’s better than a fat, juicy slab of salami.

    EvilDon

    teeheehee That was incredible natakamus. I do not have a reply.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    That little cocktease was clearing asking for it.

    Poor uncle Pete. He’s going to get his heart broke.

    I wish they’d make these for lesbians. How hot would that be?

    EvilDon

    mAgnUS,
    You are a sick, nasty, wretched, filthy, disgusting excuse for a human being. Welcome back. 😀

    AppleSauce

    I was just asking because I pulled up this page in class (bypass filters) and some of my friends don’t believe me that this is a REAL book.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Thanks Don 🙂

    btw this place needs an edit button. Proofreading is for penises.

    Hepathos

    Is it me, or Uncle Dave does look like Conan O’Brian?

    EvilDon

    He does look like Conan. whoa

    Caio

    Wow… that uncle sure got off pretty easy.

    deuce

    Pun intended, Caio?

    Man, if only all egregious crimes could be excused with an apology and a few tears…

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