Hmmm… have Ninja sex with phantasmagorically hot and sexy Ninja girl, and then die from her poison? Shuffle off this mortal coil without having to talk endlessly about her “feelings” after coitus, but rather expire in the throes of volcanic, acrobatic, Ninja-girl banging?
Those bee some fine see wenches lad.
There’s a ninja right there in the picture, ready to liberate the wenches from the pirate after kicking his flabby bottom…
Ninja chicks are way hotter than pirate whenches.
That’s how cool Ninja chicks are… nobody has ever seen one.
Female Ninjas?
Do you remember
maybe like 5 years ago
this stuff was funny
/haiku about pirates and ninjas.
my fatass cousin
makes reference to this shit
and she’s a downer
/verse 2 haiku
if you laughed at this
your funny can still be saved
net trends are the gay
fin
Damn. I do believe that pirate gentleman has gone and acquired the whole sum of that. Lucky bastard.
Its nearly that time again. Its once again Intnational Talk Like a Priate Day on Wednesday, September 19th! www.talklikeapirate.com/ Yayyyyyyy!
I still wan’t my international Kill Like a Ninja Day
Can’t we all just get along?
If Ninja Scroll is to be believed, female Ninjas intentionally make themselves poisonous to have sex with… just doesn’t seem worth it.
Hmmm… have Ninja sex with phantasmagorically hot and sexy Ninja girl, and then die from her poison? Shuffle off this mortal coil without having to talk endlessly about her “feelings” after coitus, but rather expire in the throes of volcanic, acrobatic, Ninja-girl banging?
Sign me up!
When was the last time you saw a ninja with herpes?
The poison sex would totally worth it.
Ninja’s can be in and out of your bitch before she knows what hit her.
When was the last time you “saw” a ninja?