Totally Photoshopped, look at his fat crab cock.
After said crab is cooked you peel that tab back, put your thumb in the hole, lift and the whole top half of the shell comes off.
See? That crab was intelligently designed to be opened with ease!
I try to leave my steamed crabs some dignity, I pull off the shell from the side tips, not the crotch.
OH no…..you’re not supposed to eat the whole thing???
Shit, I eat anything. Not even baked.
Attack it’s weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!
MASSIVE CRAB, MASSIVE DAMAGE!
The latest screenshot for Genji: Days of the Blade 2.
HISTORICALLY CORRECT BATTLES WITH GIANT ENEMY CRABS.
Time for a CRAB BATTLE
RIIIIIIIDGE RAAACEEEEERRRR
Totally Photoshopped, look at his fat crab cock.
After said crab is cooked you peel that tab back, put your thumb in the hole, lift and the whole top half of the shell comes off.
See? That crab was intelligently designed to be opened with ease!
I try to leave my steamed crabs some dignity, I pull off the shell from the side tips, not the crotch.
OH no…..you’re not supposed to eat the whole thing???
Shit, I eat anything. Not even baked.
Attack it’s weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!
MASSIVE CRAB, MASSIVE DAMAGE!
The latest screenshot for Genji: Days of the Blade 2.
HISTORICALLY CORRECT BATTLES WITH GIANT ENEMY CRABS.
Time for a CRAB BATTLE
RIIIIIIIDGE RAAACEEEEERRRR