Superman is such BS. He has way to many powers; super fast, lazor vision, x-ray vision, flight, super strength. And his only weakness is from a extremely rare rock from a dead planet thats supposed to be how many light years away?
As much as I love The Dark Knight Returns, it’s also total bullshit. Even if Batman had a pile of Kryptonite, Supes would fly around the world at near-Flash speed, pound Batman in the jawâ€â€erasing Bruce Wayne’s ability to eat, speak, or liveâ€â€and be off so fast the Kryptonite wouldn’t phase him.
I hate how Batman is written like he’s 10 steps ahead of everyone. No one has that kind of time; it’s a lazy out for poor writers when Batman suddenly says, “I planned for this contingency several months ago before this supervillain even existed.” The guy can fight and he’s smart, but he’s not psychic.
Wow, that’s quite the nerd. I mean superman should know better than to wear his undies on the outside.
TSSH!
Why didn’t the ring work?
Superman is a dick.
as much as i prefer batman….and i hate superman…….superman would so win…..itz kinda sad rele…
The Dark Knight Returns. Read it. Now.
In a straight-up no holds barred fight, Superman wins every time.
If given time to prepare, however, Batman would win because he’s not bound by the same boyscout code that Superman is.
Batman ftw
Superman is such BS. He has way to many powers; super fast, lazor vision, x-ray vision, flight, super strength. And his only weakness is from a extremely rare rock from a dead planet thats supposed to be how many light years away?
fucking haxor, stop being so cheap!
thank you wisebrute, you just pointed out the reasonz why i HATE superman
As much as I love The Dark Knight Returns, it’s also total bullshit. Even if Batman had a pile of Kryptonite, Supes would fly around the world at near-Flash speed, pound Batman in the jawâ€â€erasing Bruce Wayne’s ability to eat, speak, or liveâ€â€and be off so fast the Kryptonite wouldn’t phase him.
I hate how Batman is written like he’s 10 steps ahead of everyone. No one has that kind of time; it’s a lazy out for poor writers when Batman suddenly says, “I planned for this contingency several months ago before this supervillain even existed.” The guy can fight and he’s smart, but he’s not psychic.
But… but he’s the goddamn Batman…
Ah, true! I forget about the special powers a good goddamning will give a person.