haha yep, thou shall always be faithful to the provider of thy nookie and thy shall try reaaaallll hard not to kill anyone, unless of course he pays to a different invisible man to the one you pray to. As long as they add one more to the list… thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself
“If he perform a serious operation on an ass or ox, and kill it, he shall pay the owner one-fourth of its value.” -Hammurabi
The code of Hammurabi is obviously relevant for people of all times. (I got that sykotik was joking. I was just making a joke myself.)
But the comic get the point across. The ten commandments are by no means the foundation of the American legal system.
American law purports freedom of religion.
The first commandment allows for only one religion.
Americans salute the flag of their nation and pledge their lives to it (the flag).
The second commandment prohibits idolatry.
Most people do some form of work in America on the “Sabbath” (“Shabbat”)
Disobeying the forth commandment carried the death sentence.
In America, adultery is by no means uncommon, and no one is punished for it (by law)
Number seven will get you dead too.
And as far as coveting… that is a inward thought. No one would be prosecuted for violating it. Only by carrying out the covetous thoughts would someone face prosecution. So, the comic failed in that respect.
Another overly factual reply to a simple (yet poorly thought out) comic. Courtesy of, EvilDon (The Evil Master of all that is Dark, Gloomy, PAINFUL, and/or slightly irritating).
George Carlin busted the 10 commandments down to two. It was sheer brilliance.
haha yep, thou shall always be faithful to the provider of thy nookie and thy shall try reaaaallll hard not to kill anyone, unless of course he pays to a different invisible man to the one you pray to. As long as they add one more to the list… thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself
Or something to that effect. it was excellent
I Love the Ten Commandments. They are the Captain at the helm of my life. Also you other guys are just haters.
Personally, I’m more of a Hammurabi-type fellow.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_of_Hammurabi
“If he perform a serious operation on an ass or ox, and kill it, he shall pay the owner one-fourth of its value.” -Hammurabi
The code of Hammurabi is obviously relevant for people of all times. (I got that sykotik was joking. I was just making a joke myself.)
But the comic get the point across. The ten commandments are by no means the foundation of the American legal system.
American law purports freedom of religion.
The first commandment allows for only one religion.
Americans salute the flag of their nation and pledge their lives to it (the flag).
The second commandment prohibits idolatry.
Most people do some form of work in America on the “Sabbath” (“Shabbat”)
Disobeying the forth commandment carried the death sentence.
In America, adultery is by no means uncommon, and no one is punished for it (by law)
Number seven will get you dead too.
And as far as coveting… that is a inward thought. No one would be prosecuted for violating it. Only by carrying out the covetous thoughts would someone face prosecution. So, the comic failed in that respect.
Another overly factual reply to a simple (yet poorly thought out) comic. Courtesy of, EvilDon (The Evil Master of all that is Dark, Gloomy, PAINFUL, and/or slightly irritating).