pro:
Functional alchoholism is like the fabled tree falling in the woods: if you’re drunk and no one can tell, are you really drunk? Sure you are – and if you’re at work, you’re getting paid for it! Function alcoholism rocks!
con:
Functional alcoholism is the threadbare AstroTurf welcome mat to nonfunctional alchoholism, and anyone who votes “pro” should immediately check him- or herself into a rehabilitation facility.
I like how it says “anyone who votes ‘pro’… ect.” and THEN lists the place where to vote.
Never had this issue. I was up to a gram a day in coke at one point in time…
I like the “68 percent of Seattle voters believe honkies to be the root of all evil!”
Was the funniest part in my opinion.