If Jesus wants to get high that badly, couldn’t he just take a can of beans or something and turn it into smack?
Come to think of it, my last bag of grass seemed a little light. I think it may have been Jesus! When He said “Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s,” He was really just saying
“Kick, monkey! Kick down!”
nubbin00 (#1699)
16 years ago
Okay, I get the needle, the lines of coke and the bottle of Jack. I can even overlook the revolver sitting there for no apparent reason. My question are:
1. Why in the baby blue hell is there a human skull on the table next to him?
2. Why did someone paint what looks like a map of the world on the wall of a shitty apartment/crack house? I could be wrong but isn’t that South America on the wall over Junkie Jesus’ shoulder?
It shows that when someone wants to fuck everything, he/she will fuck everything, no matter who tries to stop them.
jesus is a sneaky fuck
I didn’t know Jesus had a tatoo. LOL!
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Lolz galore. Sweet Jesus.
Not one of those paintings even hints at the fact that Jesus was from the eastern mediterranean, let alone Jewish.
Jesus is a dick for stealing that guys high
This seems like a modern interpretation of Hamlet. Jesus stars as Laertes.
@... Ronthepirate
Boss… that was probably the most insightful, intelligent, and eloquent comment ever post on this site.
Wow. Jesus is a pussy…it’s just a needle. shit.
If Jesus wants to get high that badly, couldn’t he just take a can of beans or something and turn it into smack?
Come to think of it, my last bag of grass seemed a little light. I think it may have been Jesus! When He said “Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s,” He was really just saying
“Kick, monkey! Kick down!”
Okay, I get the needle, the lines of coke and the bottle of Jack. I can even overlook the revolver sitting there for no apparent reason. My question are:
1. Why in the baby blue hell is there a human skull on the table next to him?
2. Why did someone paint what looks like a map of the world on the wall of a shitty apartment/crack house? I could be wrong but isn’t that South America on the wall over Junkie Jesus’ shoulder?
That crazy Jesus, always stealing my heroin