Every time you masterbate God kills a Kitten… thats why we cannot love kittens.
Only a wanker spells “masturbation” with an “e”.
Obviously one of his hands was too busy.
Gosh! I killed a kitty thanks to the girls with rifles.
Sticky, dont point out the obvouis
That explains why all those dead cats are outside my house.
Masterbation in showers
Maybe God puts the dead kitties inside the shower pipes.
Nah I’d rather stop masturbating :p
Only a wanker spells “masturbation” with an “e”.
Obviously one of his hands was too busy.
Gosh! I killed a kitty thanks to the girls with rifles.
Sticky, dont point out the obvouis
That explains why all those dead cats are outside my house.
Maybe God puts the dead kitties inside the shower pipes.
Nah I’d rather stop masturbating :p