darth vader went down to georgia, he was lookin for the dark side, he was doin fine, but he was way behind in his apprentacin stuff indeed, and then a little kid named luke he was likewise but for good the he said vader if im understood, you want to play a fiddle with someone, well let me tell u this u son of a gun, im the best jedi there ever was
(chorus):
hut looks like doggy dochewie on the mountain run han run, vaders in the house of the laser gun
leia in falcon talkin to r-2
jabba the hut looks like doggy doo
vader put down his fiddle cuz he new he was done he had found him a new aprentice so he culd have some fun, but luke said hell no vader im on the good side, but if youd wanna fight id be very much obliged, so they pulled out their sabres and lit them up like joints, makin eachother understand the good and evil sides viewing point, so vader said fuck this ill cut off his hand, and then he will be able to show if he really is a man, he took it really well but he didnt know what to do so he took a jump, to see if he could trump the forces that were dark, only if han and leia knew just where to park, cuz the falcon was under him when he started to drop, he got his new hand with a fancy plop, and he went back to fight vader but thats another story, so ill leave you with this at the end of this epic song, just make sure you keep a lightsaber away from you dong
(chorus):
hut looks like doggy dochewie on the mountain run han run, vaders in the house of the laser gun
leia in falcon talkin to r-2
jabba the hut looks like doggy doo

it’s humorous.

First! Lyrics… Awsome, “vader in the house of the laser gun” genius! But dude, you “NEED” to know if it was funny because it took you five minutes of your life? WFT, man… What’s wrong with you if you think that you wasted your life writing cool lyrics 😛

I… I don’t want to know how you connect porno and darth vader with a violin… so… eh.. Look a threeheadedmonkey!!