99 smurfs, 1 smurfette. Sounds like Bukakke to me…
Darko (#)
17 years ago
“Smurfs are asexual, th-they don’t even have…reproductive organs under those little…white…pants. That’s what’s so illogical, y’know, about being a Smurf. Y’know what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?”
Mistergreen (#)
17 years ago
Smurfette was created by Gargamel, for what reasons I can’t remember right now.
I’d hit it!
With a flyswatter… damn slut.
I would smurf her…
She’s hot, but I like my Smurf women to be a little taller than three apples high…*Without heels*
She looks a little too trampy for me. And those sharp knees….
I bet she’d just lead you on, then leave you with blue balls.
Zing!
Good one Kandorr!
99 smurfs, 1 smurfette. Sounds like Bukakke to me…
“Smurfs are asexual, th-they don’t even have…reproductive organs under those little…white…pants. That’s what’s so illogical, y’know, about being a Smurf. Y’know what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?”
Smurfette was created by Gargamel, for what reasons I can’t remember right now.
You fucker. This is worse than that horse lady.