And to add to the confusion, they promise to help students “unsplice [their] commas”; for the typical undergrad who doesn’t even know how they spliced them in the first place, that’s gotta sound like the compositional equivalent of nuclear science, especially since it’s the sentence that gets spliced by the comma, rather than the comma that is spliced (and needs un-splicing) in the first place.

I really wish this was an American university, so I could wank on their spelling of “center.”