“You are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that’s fucking true.  no matter what the fuck happens, I will stand the fuck by you.  I will fucking be there for you, whenever the fuck you need me.  To lend you a fucking hand, to do a fucking good deed.  So just fucking call on me, whenever the fuck you need anything.  Fuck… I will always be there, even to the bitter fuckin end.  Forward this promise to all your fucking friends to show your fucking friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to you…”