So Windows is fine if I want to go shaving, but useless if I want to go bowling. How’m I supposed to get 10 electric razors to stand on end while I throw a ball at them? Friggin’ useless Windows.
The original joke this is based on is quite old. It goes: “Using Windows is like juggling with razor blades… using a Mac is like shaving with a bowling pin.”
So Windows is fine if I want to go shaving, but useless if I want to go bowling. How’m I supposed to get 10 electric razors to stand on end while I throw a ball at them? Friggin’ useless Windows.
Oh, come on. There are *way* better jokes to be made here. For example,
Mac:
That was supposed to be an image of a nose hair trimmer.
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The original joke this is based on is quite old. It goes: “Using Windows is like juggling with razor blades… using a Mac is like shaving with a bowling pin.”
but if you have to kill someone, go for the linux