YESS!!!! MY FAVORITE!

even tho im christian, this is funny lol

i think that this is a descrace to mankind everywhere. it shows the true nature of people in our world and how they have forgoten what they are here for, and who they have to thank for it.

you are making fun of jesus? thats not very funny! its offensive

yea, he will come back, its not funny tho, and uhh…wickedho, go to fuckin hell, even Jesus will agree and he wont think twice about it!!!

Wether or not it’s offensive, how can we call ourselves christians and go judge someone? Lets say he doesn’t know God? then He’s blind to the love of christ. And lets say He is saved. It’s still not right for us to judge him/her.
brandon, what does it say in the bible? are we susposed to say who goes to hell or who doesnt? well the answer is no, but Jesus still loves you. And Babyfish, maybe this person doesnt have a relationship with christ like you have with christ. And no matter what, God will use everything, even bad, for good. so either way, it’s all good!

well, by the law of moses, ud be right magnus. by the law, we are all heathens and we are all going to hell, but thats where the Gods grace through Jesus Christ comes in.

Whats so awsome about Christ is that He loves us unconditionally. That means he loves the preacher kid next door whos been saved for 16 years as much as He loves you. and no matter what you do He wont love you any more or less. And He loves you more than you can imagine.
And I don’t believe because someone told me to, or cause I was brought up with it, but because I’ve actually felt his presence and He lives in me. Yes I know alot of people say it, but sadly enough only a few know it. I’ve literally felt all my sin being lifted off of me, and it was intense! I was like “I don’t know if I’m High or Drunk on Jesus, but wichever one it is, it’s good!!!”

and the thing is, He wont come unless you call on him. If He would show himself to everyone, then everyone would pick Him. But He wants you to actually have a choice! He doesnt want to come into your life if you dont want it. but either way He loves you and will never leave you, and all your sins have been payed for by Jesus giving Himself on the cross. Jesus did this to show you how much you’re worth and how much He loves you.

Now that your sin is already forgivin, it’s up to you to accept it…….or not….

I think satan hates you, cause u know so much truth! Praise God!

p.s.genital warts? lets hope there isn’t truth behind that as well!!! (:

schmite him all mighter schmiter!!!! how do u spell schmite? smite? schmite? well just schmite him…

U fucking dick! How dar u take da piss out of chrisians, what if u wer muslim, u fucking stink!!!!!!! No offense to all pahkis, just somegirl on our street, Zakia, wow she stinks, makews u feel sick! Anyway, dnt b rude 2 christians, By Dickheadf

All i can say is..if you so called “christians” think that a stupid pathetic degrading worthless piece of junk is funny well..how do you dare call yourself a christian? God was ashamed humiliated and punished for nothing he was INNOCENT which for all you people who dont know what that means: it means he didnt do anything wrong so he paid the price for you and ur sin. If you are saved THEN Jesus will forgive you because if you are saved then you should know that if you dont forgive those who have sinned against you then God can’t forgive you. So don’t bad something if you don’t have the full understanding of it and just think its “cool” because everyone else does it. Some people might not believe that it happened or don’t believe in Jesus or God but let me tell you that he is very real the supernatural is more real than the natural and i dont expect some of you to understand what i mean but what happens in the spiritual is more real than the flesh.

UR RETARDED SERIOUSLY U DON’T HAVE A LIFE GROW UP

This is a typical depiction of christ
It also shows us what jesus would be saying should he be alive now
these are the words that the modern youth use today
Also the brb refers to him rising again
thus proving that the jesus did actually rise again
this picture is midly amusing but not offensive unless taken with a pinch of salt

To those who wish to see non-believers as idiots, and see your religion as your souls eternal freedom from us, here is Kahlil Gibran’s take on freedom.

And an orator said, “Speak to us of Freedom.”

And he answered:

At the city gate and by your fireside I have seen you prostrate yourself and worship your own freedom,

Even as slaves humble themselves before a tyrant and praise him though he slays them.

Ay, in the grove of the temple and in the shadow of the citadel I have seen the freest among you wear their freedom as a yoke and a handcuff.

And my heart bled within me; for you can only be free when even the desire of seeking freedom becomes a harness to you, and when you cease to speak of freedom as a goal and a fulfillment.

You shall be free indeed when your days are not without a care nor your nights without a want and a grief,

But rather when these things girdle your life and yet you rise above them naked and unbound.

And how shall you rise beyond your days and nights unless you break the chains which you at the dawn of your understanding have fastened around your noon hour?

In truth that which you call freedom is the strongest of these chains, though its links glitter in the sun and dazzle the eyes.

And what is it but fragments of your own self you would discard that you may become free?

If it is an unjust law you would abolish, that law was written with your own hand upon your own forehead.

You cannot erase it by burning your law books nor by washing the foreheads of your judges, though you pour the sea upon them.

And if it is a despot you would dethrone, see first that his throne erected within you is destroyed.

For how can a tyrant rule the free and the proud, but for a tyranny in their own freedom and a shame in their won pride?

And if it is a care you would cast off, that care has been chosen by you rather than imposed upon you.

And if it is a fear you would dispel, the seat of that fear is in your heart and not in the hand of the feared.

Verily all things move within your being in constant half embrace, the desired and the dreaded, the repugnant and the cherished, the pursued and that which you would escape.

These things move within you as lights and shadows in pairs that cling.

And when the shadow fades and is no more, the light that lingers becomes a shadow to another light.

And thus your freedom when it loses its fetters becomes itself the fetter of a greater freedom.

HOW DARE YOU PSEUDO CHRISTIANS WASTE JESUS’S TIME WITH NON INTERNET BASED ACRONYMS! FOR SHAME! SHAME!

All of you need to eat lead.

Do it, maybe youll die and everyone will be happy again befor your unfourtunate births ruined what was left of intelegent debates.

ps. urallgay