The Government today announced that it is changing it’s emblam from and Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governement’s political stance.A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
Yes, yes, and yes!
Perfect since the Bush Administration has fucked over the US.