“On the eighth day, God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.”

“An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.”

An old Irish curse:
“May those that love us, love us; and those that don’t love us, may god turn their hearts; If he can’t turn their heart, may he turn their ankles, so we’ll know them by their limping”