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For Valentine’s Day, I will be spreading peanut butter all over my date.
Tags:Food, Humor, Valentine's Day
Mr Peanut Butter
Tags:Bojack Horseman, Humor, Quotes
The Peanut Butter Solution
Did this movie scare the shit out of anyone else when they were a kid?
These are actual cover scans of a VHS copy imported from Canada
Peanut Butter Loving Corgi
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Forum Fodder, Humor, WTF
Damn, I want a tongue like that!
Minions review
The Minions, breakout stars from “Despicable Me,” are presented in an origin story that showcases their unpredictable personality and physicality, and pairs them with equally memorable human characters. As it turns out, Minions have existed since the beginning of time. They have evolved from single (yellow) cell organisms into the familiar beings we know, and they live for a collective purpose: to seek out and serve the most despicable master they can find. Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock will lead the voice cast of the human characters as Scarlett Overkill, the world’s reigning super-villain of the 1960s.
Source: Amazon.com
Directed by: Kyle Balda
The Minions without Gru? Turns out that it’s not that good of an idea, kinda like a jam sandwich without any peanut butter, or a comedy without a straight man. Too much saccharine over the top comedy and not enough down to Earth reactions that a normal person would relate with. Also, Sandra Bullock does a fine job as Scarlett Overkill, but she’s famous enough to me that I was hearing Sandra Bullock and not the cartoon character she was playing. A good film to have on in the background, but it’s not going to capture your attention if you’re over 8 years old.
2011 is shitty so far, how’s your year?
Well, I’m broke, and no one’s signed up for MCS+ in like…5 months, so I’m thinking about doing away with it completely, or not so completely, but reduce the price and change what you get with it.
Anyways, I’m having peanut butter and rice for dinner tonight, cause my stupid cat broke her stupid leg and I had to spend all that money to get her fixed. Then I had a cold for all of christmas and new years, so I didn’t go out for either of those holidays, and didn’t get a NYE kiss, even from the sad fucks that were in the IRC room with me.
Guess I’ll just cry into my glass of water and look at dirty pictures from comic-images.com.
My first choice is Zatanna, god damn that woman is fine. Next up will be Mary Jane and Black Cat doing the nasty (NSFW), then I think I’ll just stare at all 200 results for “power girl“.
I’m also in need of a comic book wallpaper, so I guess I’ll take a minute or two over at www.zoom-comics.com where there’s uh, a few comic book wallpapers.
I’m sure that I haven’t told you guys about this other site: if only because maybe I did, but I forgot about it in my recent flu riddled illness. It’s all the nsfw stuff from randomnude, MCS, tikitumble, comic-images, et al, all in one glorious place.
Also, I still have The Dildo Connoisseur. Not sure what to do with that site, right now there’s just a holder page on it.
Anyways, that’s that. On to the peanut butter and rice, and no alcohol.
/sob
Oh, and I just got a call from my mother, who’s apparently in the hospital, nothing too serious, but serious enough for her to stay over night. Joy!
The Holy Pierogi
Apparently, some people believe that this pierogi shows the face of Jesus.
To me, it vaguely resembles a skull smoking a cigar. What is it about people that they need to see the face
of Jesus or Mary in every wall stain, piece of bark, or item of burnt food?
Why don’t Buddhists see the face of Siddhartha Gautama staring back at them when they open
up a new jar of peanut butter?
what’s your southern astrological sign?
Some people (especially Southerners) are pretty skeptical of horoscopes, and it has become obvious that what they need are their own “Southern” astrological signs.
OKRA (Dec 22 – Jan 20)
Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 – Feb 19)
Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he’s motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 – Mar 20)
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You’re unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don’t worry about it.
MOON PIE (Mar 21 – Apr 20)
You’re the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It’s a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It’s not going to be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Or – maybe not.
POSSUM (Apr 21 – May 21)
When confronted with life’s difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don’t-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you’re dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won’t work and you may find your problems actually running you over.
CRAWFISH (May 22 – June 21)
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you’re always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 – July 23)
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the “melting pot” of life and share their essence with the essence of those round them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won’t work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 – Aug 23)
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 – Sept 23)
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 – Oct 23)
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best – your friends and loved ones – may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 – Nov 22)
Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You’ve grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn’t have anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 – Dec 21)
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You’re not concerned with today’s fashions and trends. You’re not concerned with anything about today. You’re really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.
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