What Girlfriends And Boyfriends Search For On Google

Added on January 28th, 2010 by Puulaahi | Report Post
Tags:Humor, Sexist

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14 years ago

Awesome. Man how I hate these terms though. Boy/girlfriend. It’s ridiculous. That’s why I say them only in Spanish, novio/novia, it’s not as bad when the sound of it has no meaning to you. The only thing I can think of when I hear said terms are the inane conversations of people who regularly use them.

Lamb (#3529)

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14 years ago

Lover? My woman/my man? My dick in a box? My regular boob provider?

dieAntagonista (#)

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14 years ago

Lover is too cheesy. This usually becomes a conflict when talking to people about the people they’re with or something like that. To say my woman/man works when talking about yourself, yes, but I don’t have that problem. You need a neutral term that is not associated with anything bullshitty as to not throw up uncontrollably during a conversation. Preparations, I haz them.

Lamb (#3529)

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14 years ago

“Hey.. you!” ?

dieAntagonista (#)

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14 years ago

I didn’t say talking with them but about them. Mentioning them in a sentence. It’s like you’re not even trying.

Lamb (#3529)

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14 years ago

Oooh… My bitch, my woman, that cunt, snugglebunny, her, my friend that happens to be a girl that I am currently screwing… endless possibilities.

dieAntagonista (#)

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14 years ago

That doesn’t make any sense. I already said, talking about OTHER people’s boy/girlfriend, mentioning them in a sentence, in the third person. “Oh hi Tina I saw your boyfriend at the train station, he was looking for you.” Comfuckingprende. And don’t even pretend like you would use any of those terms with everyone you talk to. See how inane this conversation ended up being? I’d say this is the best proof that what I said is true, goodbye.