I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Guildford?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
Bullshit. you come in here on your high horse, claiming that you slipped your dick in some random whore, and you expect us to be impressed with your dick slinging abilities? I say bullshit to you sir.
that chick has a beard, that’s hot
Indeed it is.
In soviet england… 0.o
come to Guildord… see the bearded lady!
Haha honestly, I think every town should have at least one bearded lady. I’m sure she has amazing stories to tell.
Hey! Have some respect for Gimlis’ wife.
That’s Gimli’s wife???
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Guildford?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
Bullshit. you come in here on your high horse, claiming that you slipped your dick in some random whore, and you expect us to be impressed with your dick slinging abilities? I say bullshit to you sir.
GOOD DAY SIR.
Check out the cankles on the bearded lady. HAWT
No way, not often my hometown or a local celebrity makes the interwebs. We can actually boast of two bearded ladies in Guildford, UK.