This C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER is brought to you by the fact that the “Sanctity of Marriage” concept has nothing to do with people being tasteless, inbred, or of the red-necked variety.
“This C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER is brought to you by the fact that the “Sanctity of Marriage†concept has nothing to do with people being tasteless, inbred, or of the red-necked variety.”
It doesn’t, but that’s why its stupid concept.
I don’t think we should use some stupid archaic law from Leviticus to deny homosexuals equal rights. We should either enforce all of Leviticus or none of it. I’m pro enforcing it though. For example, if you eat at Red Lobster I should get to cave your head in with a brick. Your disabled? HAHA, try and get into heaven like that. Your wife cheated on you? You both get bricked. You’re wearing two types of fabric? Oh boy, you know that’s a bricking.
Agreed with obeying all or none of Leviticus & Deuteronomy.
I mean, god is infallible, right? Therefore, his laws are either always 100% doctrine, or there is no god and it’s all made up in the human mind. Let’s skip the second part and just get into some of the awesome laws we MUST OBEY OR SPEND ETERNITY IN A PIT OF FIRE.
If your wife gets raped, kill her with a brick for not yelling loud enough.
Deuteronomy 22:24
Sell your daughter into slavery for cash, but if she doesn’t put out, you have to buy her back. Full price, no discounts.
Deuteronomy 21:7-8
No polyester blends. Ever.
Leviticus 19:19
You must grow sideburns, a beard, and no tattoos. Probably a bricking for any man above 15 without sideburns.
Leviticus 19:27-28
Break god’s laws, and he will seriously fuck you up. (Worse than a bricking).
Deuteronomy 29:19-20
they terk er jorbs
dey took ur yerbs
deh dook der deeerbs
jerbs dur tok dhey
TUK R JAUBS
Tur ojebs
TURKED ERRR JURRRRRBS
TURRRR HURRRR DURRRR
This C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER is brought to you by the fact that the “Sanctity of Marriage” concept has nothing to do with people being tasteless, inbred, or of the red-necked variety.
SHUT UP BSTAPLES THEY NEED THEIR STEREOTYPES IN ORDER TO BE INTOLERANT DICKS THEMSELVES, GOD JUST LET THEM HAVE THAT.
Yes, yes it does.
NO, no it doesn’t.
LOTUS IS RIGHT. IT’S SO THEY CAN CLING TO THEIR GUNS AND RELIGION AS A COUPLE
“This C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER is brought to you by the fact that the “Sanctity of Marriage†concept has nothing to do with people being tasteless, inbred, or of the red-necked variety.”
It doesn’t, but that’s why its stupid concept.
well you’dd have to be at some level of inbred to be stupid enough to invite fags to your otherwise heterosexual wedding
I don’t think we should use some stupid archaic law from Leviticus to deny homosexuals equal rights. We should either enforce all of Leviticus or none of it. I’m pro enforcing it though. For example, if you eat at Red Lobster I should get to cave your head in with a brick. Your disabled? HAHA, try and get into heaven like that. Your wife cheated on you? You both get bricked. You’re wearing two types of fabric? Oh boy, you know that’s a bricking.
Agreed with obeying all or none of Leviticus & Deuteronomy.
I mean, god is infallible, right? Therefore, his laws are either always 100% doctrine, or there is no god and it’s all made up in the human mind. Let’s skip the second part and just get into some of the awesome laws we MUST OBEY OR SPEND ETERNITY IN A PIT OF FIRE.
If your wife gets raped, kill her with a brick for not yelling loud enough.
Deuteronomy 22:24
Sell your daughter into slavery for cash, but if she doesn’t put out, you have to buy her back. Full price, no discounts.
Deuteronomy 21:7-8
No polyester blends. Ever.
Leviticus 19:19
You must grow sideburns, a beard, and no tattoos. Probably a bricking for any man above 15 without sideburns.
Leviticus 19:27-28
Break god’s laws, and he will seriously fuck you up. (Worse than a bricking).
Deuteronomy 29:19-20
@Lotus:
YOU’RE RIGHT HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO INCONSIDERATE
@Paul:
PROTIP: Loose paraphrase and ignored context for the sake of comedic effect does not help make or establish credibility.
Rednecks fuck Jesus in the ass. FAGS.
dey dook er yerbs?
dem took their hurp derp hurr
DUERKER DERBS!
rescuemarriage.org/
That’s Right save marriage. Ban Divorce.
DURRRKERRR…DURRRRRRRR.