I get the CorelDRAW e-newsletter and this was the grand prize vector drawing – Copied from newsletter:
2009 CorelDRAW International Design Contest – The Winners!
With over 1,500 entries from over 60 countries, and amazing artwork uploaded in each category, the judging process of the 2009 CorelDRAW International Design Contest was a lengthy process. Early August, Corel announced the winners of the design contest. Thanks to all of our participants and the many CorelDRAW fans who continue to make this product a world-class leader in graphic design.
The grand prize, a Roland VersaCAMM VP-540i 54″ printer/cutter valued at $21,995 US, was awarded to Aleksey Oglushevich from Russia with this amazing piece of vector art:
vector drawing? wtf? look, i don’t know why I’m even posting this, but no one will believe me. I fucked her. Yes, I fucked her! It was about a year ago. I have a picture on my cell phone somewhere to prove it. How it happened was I sent off for a Russian mail order bride after seeing a popular episode of Viva La Bam where Raab Himself gets one. So this chick shows up, we go out to dinner, then back to my place. Well, I figured she like vodka so we started downing some cheap bottle I had bought a couple of days ago. Well we ended up in the shower, then fucked, then in the shower again somehow..the next morning I told that bitch to get out b/c I wasn’t a commie and I can’t speak Russian.
I call bullshit.
I second this call… Unless you are also two dimensional.
if you must copy the pasta, then at least get the recipe right.
aw snape
Yea token2k6 I appreciate your story about having sex with this fictions person but they are right – you didn’t even bother to look up the original meme. It’s simple – search Rachel Bilson.
you didn’t see what i did there did you?
token2k6 – this is quite disturbing, you just don’t seem to get what that meme is all about. In fact, people have called you out on it before – www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/01/27/rachel-bilson-pink-shorts/#comments – if you want to do it right, you change out just the basic details on this statement:
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from The OC?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
Your retardation has just ruined the meme for me forever.
I lol’d at token2k6’s homage to the original meme.
vector tits or gtfo
In Soviet Russia, Corel draws you.
It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It’s probably the best Corel drawing I’ve ever done.